Eventing: Summer Solstice (Fuck This Snow)

Oh the weather outside is… fuck is it STILL snowing?! This is now the 3rd nail appointment I’ve had canceled on me in the past 2 weeks due to the, ummm… 7 feet of snow we’ve gotten in New England? I’m starting to feel like Luke Skywalker riding a Taun Taun in Hoth for crying out loud (WHERE MY STAR WARS NERDS AT?!). ┬áBut I promised myself I wouldn’t bitch about the weather, much like I wouldn’t bitch about my nails but much like your parents, I lied to you.

Ironically, the cold weather doesn’t make me want a Hot Toddy or any of that delicious, decadent shit; It makes me want citrus, shaken fast and extremely refreshing. I’m applying sun tan lotion with one hand as I type with the other (not masturbating at all. promise) cause I am in complete denial of the weather and perhaps suffering a bit of cabin fever. I suddenly remembered I was saving this gem of an event from last year, titled ‘Summer Solstice’, where the people’s champion (and fantastic kisser), Ray Tremblay & cocktail slinger extraordinaire (kissing ability tbd), Ray Guerin celebrated the unholy union of Chartreuse and Angel’s Envy bourbon in the gorgeous Empire in Boston, MA.




Ray Tremblay working hard on that eyebrow game while working equally hard on an Angel’s Envy cocktail titled ‘Angel Blossom Punch':
Angel’s Envy bourbon, sage infused Aperol, lemon juice, hibiscus-rose petal syrup, bubbly



Ray Guerin, of Tavern Road in Boston tinkering with a delicious Chartreuse cocktail called ‘Pineapple Express':
Chartreuse, Batavia Arrack, smoked pineapple juice, lime, pineapple syrup


I recall tasting them all but I was too busy rockin’ the shit out of the sweetest skinny tie so I didnt get the ratios to the cocktails but if you ask nicely, I can pass on the info somehow through my expansive network of spies (ie. I will txt them and ask). Some of the other cocktails from the event (in order of appearance here):

How Rhu$d:
Mezcal, rhubarb tea liqueur, strawberry-peppercorn infused agave, lemon, lime, bitters
Chonburi In The Summer:
Hendricks, cucumber water, lime, agave, sriracha, chili-cumin salt
Smoked Out In Paradise:
rum, chai tea smoked coconut cream, pineapple juice, cinnamon toasted coconut shavings





Fun was had by all I’m sure. I also stuffed my face with unlimited sushi from Empire this night. Looking at these drinks now reallyyyy makes me wish I was doing this now but alas, this shovel aint gonna get to work by itself. Oh well! Time to fire up that sweet Nickelback/ICP playlist I’ve been working on.. See ya next time, lovelies and remember to stay safe!


^ What’s so funny??!?

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