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Eventing: Summer Solstice (Fuck This Snow)

Oh the weather outside is… fuck is it STILL snowing?! This is now the 3rd nail appointment I’ve had canceled on me in the past 2 weeks due to the, ummm… 7 feet of snow we’ve gotten in New England? I’m starting to feel like Luke Skywalker riding a Taun Taun in Hoth for crying out loud (WHERE MY STAR WARS NERDS AT?!).  But I promised myself I wouldn’t bitch about the weather, much like I wouldn’t bitch about my nails but much like your parents, I lied to you.

Ironically, the cold weather doesn’t make me want a Hot Toddy or any of that delicious, decadent shit; It makes me want citrus, shaken fast and extremely refreshing. I’m applying sun tan lotion with one hand as I type with the other (not masturbating at all. promise) cause I am in complete denial of the weather and perhaps suffering a bit of cabin fever. I suddenly remembered I was saving this gem of an event from last year, titled ‘Summer Solstice’, where the people’s champion (and fantastic kisser), Ray Tremblay & cocktail slinger extraordinaire (kissing ability tbd), Ray Guerin celebrated the unholy union of Chartreuse and Angel’s Envy bourbon in the gorgeous Empire in Boston, MA.

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Ray Tremblay working hard on that eyebrow game while working equally hard on an Angel’s Envy cocktail titled ‘Angel Blossom Punch':
Angel’s Envy bourbon, sage infused Aperol, lemon juice, hibiscus-rose petal syrup, bubbly

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Ray Guerin, of Tavern Road in Boston tinkering with a delicious Chartreuse cocktail called ‘Pineapple Express':
Chartreuse, Batavia Arrack, smoked pineapple juice, lime, pineapple syrup

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I recall tasting them all but I was too busy rockin’ the shit out of the sweetest skinny tie so I didnt get the ratios to the cocktails but if you ask nicely, I can pass on the info somehow through my expansive network of spies (ie. I will txt them and ask). Some of the other cocktails from the event (in order of appearance here):

How Rhu$d:
Mezcal, rhubarb tea liqueur, strawberry-peppercorn infused agave, lemon, lime, bitters
Chonburi In The Summer:
Hendricks, cucumber water, lime, agave, sriracha, chili-cumin salt
Smoked Out In Paradise:
rum, chai tea smoked coconut cream, pineapple juice, cinnamon toasted coconut shavings

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Fun was had by all I’m sure. I also stuffed my face with unlimited sushi from Empire this night. Looking at these drinks now reallyyyy makes me wish I was doing this now but alas, this shovel aint gonna get to work by itself. Oh well! Time to fire up that sweet Nickelback/ICP playlist I’ve been working on.. See ya next time, lovelies and remember to stay safe!

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^ What’s so funny??!?

Eventing: Thirst Boston 2014

Thirst Boston 2014 came and went like rolling thunder. In its second year running, the spiritual successor to 2012’s Boston Cocktail Summit, Thirst Boston is New England’s premier celebration of the spirit industry & modern cocktail culture with 2 full days of seminars covering a gamut of topics, like carbonation, cocktail history, sustainability in spirits, hospitality and so on. There really is something for everyone, be it bartenders, manufacturers or the average enthusiast alike. I was all over the fucking place this year with my Polaroid camera and the freshest haircut that $7 can buy, hitting up as many seminars, parties, secret bars and hot dog stands I could. Here is some of the fun you missed out on.

We kicked things off with The Thing at The Fairmont: Opening Night Gala…oh, where are the photos for that, you ask? Yeah, I’m gonna be completely honest: it came down to wearing a fancy jacket all night, fighting myself to not spill like 9 different drinks on it, all while punishing my small brain to its limits to remember everyone’s names… so I left that damn camera at home for this one. Took some sweet-ass selfies on my phone tho. SO ANYWAY! The Thing, it’s what kicks off Thirst and it’s where everybody looks super beautiful while doing shots off the ice luge before making a B-line to dance floor when they start playing the greatest song of our generation: Whitney Houston’s ‘I wanna dance with somebody’. Long story short: They had several bars throughout 2 connected rooms in the gorgeous Fairmont Copley Plaza, with a “secret” bar that was operated by Chicago’s Charles Joly. If you must know, the night ended with hot dogs at Citizen Public House and 70’s beats (compliments of Brother Cleve) at The Hawthorne.

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Day 1 started so early that I cant remember if I wore underwear to Thirst but that’s TMI and I apologize for scarring you like that. The morning started with a mimosa in lovely French café themed bar followed swiftly with Aperol punch by Nick Korn (Silvertone, OffSite) for The Aperitif Hour, an interesting look at how aperitif cocktails can be tinkered with and elevated via presentation, infusions and flat out creativity. Thanks to Naren Young for being such an awesome host.

Slam whats left of your carbonated Negroni (cause we don’t leave no Negroni behind!) and move onto The Re-emergence of Rum panel moderated by Misty Kalkofen with Charles Joly, David Wondrich, Joaquin Simo, Maggie Campbell and Wayne Curtis. There was a blind tasting to go along for the ride but to hear these avid rum historians, distillers & experts talk about rum, where they see it going and the effect that it has in the modern spirit industry is damn-right contagious. I could have sat there for hours. Especially had they started handing out donuts.

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It was time for a pee break before State Lines: Portland & Providence Pop-up; My favorite part of the entire event, where 8 bars from Maine & Rhode Island were assembled in force, expertly shaking up their best while I very clearly overstayed my welcome at the cheese table (that Brie isn’t gonna’ eat itself, AMIRIGHT?!). Here’s some highlights of this lovely pop-up event.

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The ever awesome and way more talented BeantownEats, BeantownDrinks & Cocktail Virgin Slut representing bloggers at the event.

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Fantastic bars with VERY different drinks and big smiles all around. I plan on visiting all of them in their respective bars shortly and I’ll be sure to do a couple #onLocation posts about them when I do. Did somebody say “road trip”?!?

I had a few drinks in me at this point and I don’t recall what I did with the hours between the State Lines pop up and the Roadhouse event but I have the suspicion it involved napping on a couch at the Fairmont, followed with a fun game of “am I gonna fall asleep face first onto this burrito at Boloco or not”. Either way, the next stop was the Roadhouse event which was set to look like dive bar where everyone wears clothes from Urban Outfitters while huddled together to eat some tasty pulled pork to the dulcet tones of Tigerman WOAH (who fucking KILLED it). There were like 5(?) bars set in this cool warehouse in the middle of nowhere which was an Uber driver’s wet dream scenario because I’ve never seen so many Toyota Camrys in my life…

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I just realized this is a really long post, but you know what? Neither of us are wearing pants right now, so might as well just keep on going. I feel that is exactly what my dad told my mom the night I was conceived. Yikes… DAY 2!

Had a class on infusing spirits hosted by Tito’s vodka that was a lot of fun. At the end of the session you got to infuse your own vodka with a bevy of ingredients and carry it around in a little mason jar for the rest of the day (this was at 10 AM) like a pet rock. I drank the vodka, ate the stuff I would have infused it with and moved onto Carbonation.

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The lovelies from JM Curley and Merril & Co held the most intense seminar on the science of carbonation and how to McGiver your own legit carbonation machine. Now if you know me, you’d know that I cant load a stapler right without looking like I’m trying to disarm a bomb or some shit so I took notes, smiled and drank all their carbonated delights. It was a fun class that reminded me of being in my 6th grade science class all over again; Minus the booze (that would just be weird).

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Off to the New England Craft Showcase we go! Many familiar brands and faces from Massachusetts but a lot of new ones from all over New England with strong offerings for the cocktail scene. My favorites were a Hub Punch from Bully Boy distillery and some gin by Berkshire Mt but I’m looking forward to visiting many of these distilleries in the coming months and writing about it right here. So more on that soon.

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So it’s no secret that I have some weird clear ice fetish. I mean. Not like in a creepy way that you might be thinking but in a snobby, popped collar kind of way. The Water, Ice & Scotch seminar was unexpected in that I thought It’d be more about Johnnie Walker scotch but was pleasantly greeted with an in depth Q&A on types of ice and the different states and shapes they come in, to the effects of chilling & diluting, presented by William Codman and the ever-intriguing Ezra Star. I still drank plenty of Johnnie Walker though.

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Hang in there, kids. We’re almost done. So by now it’s an hour or so before Blender Bender, quite possibly the most fun event at this entire thing, where awesome bartenders, fantastic rum, Vitamix blenders, questionable dance moves and daring wardrobe choices are flowing with reckless abandon. I love it and I just had to find the nearest defibrillator station, zap myself with it like 5 times and I’d be ready to roll, baby! I was lucky enough to have Fred Yarm of Cocktail Virgin as my gentleman caller for the evening, sharing stories as we made the pilgrimage to China town on foot.

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And there you have it! Thirst Boston 2014 and its wild adventures in cocktails are over and now I can get some sleep; Maybe even get myself a grilled cheese sandwich. Yeah, I think I’ll go that now.

True Life: I’m Obsessed With Clear Ice

You can call me “Ice Man” from now on. No. Not like Val Kilmer in Top Gun (tho that volleyball scene amiright??!) but more like the ice-cream-man with the weird facial hair that you secretly buy popcicles from on the days you skip the gym, cause that is volumes more interesting to me. I spent a lot of time with my head in the freezer lately, boiling water and then burning myself with said hot water, breaking/cracking/biting/cutting ice, taking notes from sexy bartenders and listening to Vanilla Ice way more than I care to admit.

So it’s no secret that I’ve been writing for eHow every week for a little bit now (unless it was a secret and now you need to go read it all) and some of my favorite posts there were about the importance of ice in craft cocktails. So here are the 2 posts that make up the ice-series, which is a horrible way to refer to them and I hate myself a little bit more for having just done that:

Cocktails 101: The Importance Of Ice

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Fact: Ice is kind of a big deal in cocktails. It provides balance and temperature, and in many cases it adds to the visual appeal of a drink. Different drinks require different forms of ice (e.g., a Moscow Mule versus an Old Fashioned) but the main, unifying factor comes down to its quality.

It’s probably safe to say that if you’re reading this, you can make a bunch of ice in a matter of hours — unless you’re out in the wilderness somewhere with amazing cellphone reception, in which case I’ll make myself a chilled cocktail in your honor. The problem with the ice you make at home is that it’s not very good for cocktails. That ice was designed to be added to Tang (the official drink of astronauts) or maybe some super-sweetened ice tea. So what makes for quality ice and why does it even matter?

Read more : http://www.ehow.com/ehow-food/blog/cocktails-101-the-importance-of-ice/

Craft Cocktails: How to Make Clear Ice

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You know that scene from Frankenstein where you have the guy devilishly screaming “It’s alive!…It’s aliiiiiive!”? Well, if you ever wanted to feel that level of joy (and pain) in the comfort of your pajamas while you simultaneously battle a hangover, have I got something for you!

So last week I talked about the importance of quality ice in cocktails and left it with a “cliffhanger” ending. promising a no-nonsense how-to on making some gorgeous-looking ice at home.

Read more : http://www.ehow.com/ehow-food/blog/craft-cocktails-how-to-make-clear-ice/

This post is more of an oddity and I wont tend to post those articles here but if by some act of God I happen to write & shoot something that is (as they would say in Germany) “wunderbar“, then you bet your sweet ass that it’ll be all-up-on-this but I have a couple tasty recipes coming up until that day comes.

Liber & Co Giveaway (UPDATE: now over)

 

Hey guys, gals and the random cat that’s always way-too interested in what you’re doing on the computer! I BRING THEE TASTY TREATS in the form of cocktail mixers by Liber & Co, which is a craft, small-batch company out of Texas. I’ve been using their stuff all over the place on the blog in the past and even make my infamous ‘Death To Sour Mix’ with their grapefruit shrub. So now you get to make some yourself (along with some other more traditional products)!

So lets get this out of the way: this is NOT paid advertisement. I talked to the awesome folks over at Liber & Co about the prospect of a giveaway (my first on the site) to which they were super receptive of the idea and have been absolute darlings along the way; I actually think we’re gonna’ go mechanical bull riding next time I’m in Texas, right?

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So this is how this whole thing works:

What the hell am I giving away?! That’s a great answer and I respect you for asking. We’re casting off 3 bottles of their flagship products: The Texas Grapefruit Shrub, Spiced Tonic Syrup and their Classic Gum Syrup. I’ll even add some custom recipes for each but really just get creative and make some tasty craft cocktails with them … by yourself … in the morning … on a Tuesday when you call out of work cause you’re having a fat day.

You can get up to 3 entries to the giveaway by retweeting, reposting, regraming or really you’re favorite social media action that starts with RE. You can directly share this post with any and all sharing buttons below or sharing it from a dedicated post I’ll have up in each of my social media sites below:

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It’s really that easy. I’ll pick a winner at random, contact you directly and ship it out to your door so you can get HAMMERED. To my non-US-inhabiting friends, sorry but this is only for continental USA due to issues w/ shipping (in that it’s fucking expensive!) but I promise I’ll have something real good for EVERYONE in the future.

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